Teachings about “MerrrRrrRrRry Christmas”!!!
- You should really avoid sucky movies coming near Christmas… like TWILIGHT!!!
- Santa Claus is not real people… LIVE WITH THE FACT YOU 67 YEAR OLD man who thinks reindeers can fly!!!
- Any movie you think… heard… feel… there’s teenagers in love with vampires… you stay away from them… whatever you do… you stay far far far away.
- A dog as a Christmas present should not be wrap up and be placed under the tree.
- Coming near Christmas… any movie starts with the letter “T” should be classified as a “The-Suck-Ass-Movie” like TWILIGHT!!!!
- I want to say MERRY CHRISTMAS to all my friends who are celebrating this wonderful day.
- I think “Babylon A.D.” was better then TWILIGHT!!!
- I’m not going back to Sabah not because I don’t want to… things just happen I guess.
- Parents had to choose… I said “Let my sister go back”.
- Now… I’m in boredom world… broke livelihood… and feeling I kinda miss home a little too much this time, BUT… I do not regret my decision.
- That’s for sure, because my sister needs a Christmas more then me I believe.
- I still want to have a DOTA 1-on-1 with my friend Creski… I guess I have to wait a little while more.
- F**k TWILIGHT!!!
- If I would have a Christmas present from the man they call Santa, I would ask for Doreamon’s magical pocket with his gadgets inside.
- If that Santa couldn’t give me that Doreamon pocket… I’ll ask for a Mafia empire under my control so I could kill the TWILIGHT director!!!
- I like Frosty the Snow Man’s story and all, hate those Santa movies.
- But… choosing between Santa movies and TWILIGHT… I’ll watch Santa making toys with his elfs and riding his flyable sleigh.
- TWILIGHT is a crime!!!
- If a Malaysian kid would ask Santa for snow as a Christmas present… half of the Malaysian population would be swept out.
- If Santa was even real… I think I should be receiving all my presents I wished long ago as I have been a good boy for this year :p
December 13, 2008
Teachings about Examinations:
5 Crappy thingys to wander about Examinations…
1)When you’re “lost” during an exam for half the duration given the only thing you can hope for is a miracle to happen.
2)After you did an examination paper full with answers that suck and could make the lecturers laugh out loud plus you’re 100% sure you’re going to fail the paper… there’s only a few things you can do if you feel depressed:
a.Be positive and tell yourself you had prepared yourself the best way you ever could (even though it may not be true and it actually makes you feel worse).
b.Be an optimist and study harder & smarter for the next exam. (WARNING: you may be disappointed even more after failing again which can lead to emotional freakin breakdown).
c.Just be a little “emo” and tell yourself you’re ‘good-for-nothing’ or ‘not-good-for-everything’ and hope for some “angel” sent by God to be ‘caring’ and give you some attention to make you feel better.
d.Cry… Fall… Stand-up… Walk again…
e.Tell yourself, “Owh well… It’s not like my parents were any smarter.”
f.Get a pet to reduce depression growing rate (You’re still going to have flashbacks of the lecturer laughing at you when you came to meet him/her for extra marks anyway).
g.Songs can help… then the depression kicks in again.
h.Be a carefree soul and say “One paper down, two more to go and home-sweet-home!!!”
i.When the picture memory of your parents come in your mind and guilt starts to attack you with words like… “In her eyes she hope for me to graduate with flying colors.” Or “My parents see me as their favorite son/daughter to have a successful education.” You just need some time out for yourself… (You’re just guilty because you know you could do better or because of the fact that you just suck)
3)The only reason people would feel “better” or “happy” after hearing other people suck at some papers themselves is because:
a.They feel a sense of ‘belonging’ to some group of people that “suck in final exams” a feeling of having some friends that suck together… (God Damnit!! Just study for your own sake OK!)
b.Thinking that “Cool… I’m not the only crap-answer-giver around.”
c.Feeling that they are not minorities anymore.
d.They can feel safe because the lecturers won’t laugh at their own answers only.
e.They say to themselves that “Great luckily I didn’t study like hell like them.”
f.They feel ‘comfort’ with those words of “I did badly too…” and the song =You Are Not Alone by Michael Jackson= plays into their heads.
4)When you already (Like seriously without any jokes) studied and prepared all season long without any regrets, and still did badly in Exams… Well… At least you know that you did not fail because you didn’t try not to but failed because you were just not like Einstein.
5)Remember one thing about cheating in examinations:
“You can cheat just don’t get caught”
“Cheat papers are not suppose to be small… they should be miniatures that only you can read them”
“Thy shalt not go to the toilet more then 2 times to peek the cheat papers”
“Cheating is considered a sin to those who has studied so hard and a blessing for the people who just want to get good results at all cost”
November 7, 2008
Shakespeare’s Sonnets has a great impact on me when I’m writing poetry and other lovey dove things hahahaha. :p
I know things has always been up and down between us and all…
Can see that you’re very stress with all the small… big… simple… complicated arguments… misunderstandings… etc… (can see those things from your blog)
Just hope my writings can show you how much you mean to me…
I may not say much things about my feeling to you all the time… but seriously… trust me… and I’m sure you know as well… My feelings for you has always been true.
Well took me some time to write 2 poems 
Hope you like them.
To: Chia Sun~
Tears made from love
My words was buried deep inside me,
There you sat still bearing with those sad eyes,
Crying silently with only me to see,
Feeling my words are sentences of lies,
All you wanted was to feel my love and care,
I realized I need not have to say a thing,
All I had to do was to sit still and be there,
I realized to you, being there meant everything,
With those tears I see agony and pain,
Sad tears I wish never to see again,
How I wish our love would always shine never rain,
There I sat… No words to say… Nothing to explain,
Cry no more my love come to me fast,
Dry those tears as I hold you in my grasp.
Warmness made from love
As I was writing this poem late at night,
There was only total silence, I felt cold and alone,
Then, I began to miss everything about you,
How you laugh, how you sing, how you speak,
How you smiled at me when we went to the zoo,
I really love the way you stay totally unique,
The night was too silent and cold for me to bear,
For some moment I felt a calming warmness,
It came from your love to me banishing all despair,
It reminds me of how lucky I am… how blessed…
As long there is love to me from thee,
I will cherish it keeping it close to me,
For you are my queen and I am your knight,
No one could ever replace you from your throne.
I ask nothing in return for I write these poems while thinking of you
I would never have written the poems without having you in my life
I love you
Study well for your remaining final papers alright!!
Happy Special Day!!!
p.s. I don’t care if anyone thinks I’m too mushy o crappy with poems…
November 5, 2008
Ahhhh…. The smell of Blog in the making… you have to love that smell
I won’t write some damn teaching or trying to make stupid jokes like I use to today. Sorry for my fans (if I have any out there) and um… no…. to any stupid director who is vulnerable for critic for creating such a idiotic movie… This piece or writing doesn’t mean any of you are safe… (10000 B.C.’s people-stupid-enough-responsible-for-creating-stupid-movies… you all are still in my list of miserable-nothing-to-do-people being criticize by me).
The night is cold… can’t sleep… maybe it was the bad news bout my grand father’s brother’s news that he passed away recently 8.00pm sharp at 6/10/2008… nah… can’t be that… he won’t pay me a visit tonight… maybe after the “100 days rule” he’ll just see how I’m doing as a cute little bug. I think it’s because… Mom just got a new job, she’s so happy about that (We all are happy… that means I can get some extra cash and she can bring me back to Sabah earlier to feed the dogs and prepare dinner for her everyday). Hurm… can’t be that… I’m happy but… It’s been a few days since I have trouble sleeping. Wait… Is it because I received a phone call from a sweet girl? Well… It was 4 hours ago… It was in my mind for awhile but it was not sticking like glue inside my brain…Was it because I thought of the poor little children around the world who has no parents and feel life is too evil upon them? (nope certainly not that one)… maybe it was because I was thinking about what the future holds for me and what could it possibly offer me later…
If I try to explain this phenomenon scientifically, I would say my brain is not going to theta wave which is caused by activating the brain in a way it is hard for it to rest for itself by means of looking at a book trying to understand some equations which has to do something about catalysts thingys… Damn… I think I might have activated it way tooo much after pampering it with excessive sugar intake and a series of hibernation processes…
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Then, I went to the toilet… peeing blindly as there was no source of light… being guided only by my 3rd sense, my sense of hearing of the splashing water and my 6th sense, my sense of humor where I think I’m not peeing in a bucket filled with water… I thought of what the hell am I worrying about the future? Yes, it may be damn freakin ugly or way too crappy for me… Then again, I’m always laughing no matter how bad the news is to me at the end of the day… Mom & Dad both have a job, really happy for that, my grandpa passed away… his brother too… well… I bet they are playing mah jong somewhere beyond the heavenly gates (yea it can happen that way). My brother has a stable job and my sister decided to continue her studies (hoorah hoorah!!) although she does get words from my mother every now and then about her new boy friend… (I did my part of talking with her… I bet she knows what kinda guy fits her best). Everything seems well, except for the fact my house is still as big as penalty box in an actual football field, I’m grateful that I still got a place to sleep and teach my dogs how to kill squirrels before they run away. Plus, I believe when I turn 90 and still living there, I won’t have a problem walking around the house with ease, (No stairs… No long walks… No chance of losing your things) very convenient to live in at that kind of age.
So much places to go… So many exiting things to experience… My L.I.F.E. is way too early to say “it has begun”… another 1.5 years in this place I call “sanctuary of endless knowledge-my-ass” before I enter the real world of pain (as miserable people like to picture it) making me believe L.I.F.E. is not as brief as a candle might be (Shakespeare was a miserable man… he complains about everything except for Love… making the only man to think this world is horrible but still has a ray of light he calls “Love”… I hate him because of that) If I could turn back Time… I would stick a ball pen up his ass and say “that is how Romeo should die” and kick his balls and shout “now you know how brief should a candle be”.
I don’t know what I’m muttering here… damn sleepy… I wana sleep….
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