Words from the wise

The Mighty teachingz from the =AL=!!

November 22, 2006

There is so many "teachings" (yeah RIGHT teachings.. sure..) I would like to share to all of my friends.

When teenage boys (dudes) likes@loves@has a crush on a girl.. some.. I mean SOME of them can go to the extreme..

1) some of them will be on bended knees in front of a girl holiding a flower and say "oh.. =Wateva= I love you bla.. bla.. lifetime.. bla.. bla.. can’t sleep.. bla.. bla.." (man I’ve witness this particular scene and damn the girl had a reality nightmare.. I mean she had the time of her life)
2) They would send wierd freakish sms (to get attention because to some of them there were no other ways..) like "Hello Sayang" well to some guys this would be great.. to the girlz this would create "Disorder in The Universe Of Peace".. they would freak out and ask "Who is this.. who is this.." or "stop sending me your F**KIN sms’ ".. (so to the dudez out there.. don’t do this)
3) They would stare the girl of his dreams for a loooooooong time.. in class.. in the cafe.. in the library.. at a picture.. Yes some guys do this and it can actually destroy his future.. waste hours of his life.. even make them go Crazy..
4) They would do something so extreme to get major attention from that specific girl.. Some of them would actually do stupid jokes in class or screaming like crazy suddenly e.g. "AARGH =WHO_CARES= I LOVE YOIU SO MUCH".. In front of the girl in front of the class.. The girl would be so embarrass (if the dude is ugly) she would be in a trauma for years.. (so dudez don’t try something crazy like this ok)
5) The most extreme ones will tell everyone AND I MEAN EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE that the girl is his girlfriend (in his dreams.. yes.. in reality.. never..)

Ever seen Harry potter movies.. I bet Most of us had actually seen at least one of them.. I have something to say the effect of these movies so here I go..

1) It’s cool.. flying balls.. frogs.. broomsticks that has labels on them.. beating up the bad guys with spells.. cute witches.. dudes with wicked names.. well.. Harry Potter movies can really make your imagination go to another level..
2) One day, I bet children will actually believe spells can defeat thier nemesis’.. when growing up.. They realise.. even the cops can’t handle bad guys..
3) If you see a kid running towards a wall holding a wild owl.. don’t worry he’s trying to get through.. to Potter Land where he will learn spells and teach bad aunties lessons something about humanity..
4) I wonder.. when looking at the news papers when potter movie was on screen.. thier were some gals and dudes wearing "potter clothes" and bringing broom sticks to the cinema.. (I’m not making this up) FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE "TRUE FANS"..
5) lastly.. Harry Potter movies teaches good moral stories.. bla.. bla.. when good versus evil.. good will always win.. (yea right) bla..bla.. make good kids in the future.. bla.. bla..

If anyone was offended.. I’m sorry.. I was just joking Maybe next time I’ll talk about the books ;p

What you should NOT say to guys when rejecting a guys "love" (to the girls out there)

1) You’re not my type.. plus I was hoping for a more good looking guy (this is so straight foward.. it can kill someone)
2) Study comes first.. Then love.. (when saying this.. guys will think you’re a big freakin liar)..
=Try something else=
3) I don’t want to make any commitments now.. (a dude will actuaaly wait until you’re ready.. yes you will actually make HIM wait) =this is just evil=

REMEMBER not to use these out-dated-lines ok..

damn I’m so hungry now.. I want to eat something.. well that’s all for today..

CIAO!!!

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