Words from the wise

Teachings From ~Al~ (way from the underground)

April 22, 2007

These Teachings Are For Guys Who Have Been @ Will Be Rejected.. Unlucky.. (watever you wanna call it).. in love.,

1) Well.. if you have been rejected for more than 4 times.. try asking for tips from your father or sumthin..

2) after being rejected for the 5th time (different gals).. it takes 1 day to be ok.. 3 days to be alright.. a week to be normal.. a month to be confident again and a year to "get over it".

3) DO NOT listen to love songs after being heart broken.. you’ll end up killing yourself.,

4) Well telling friends the sad process about how you were "unlucky in love" (i’m actually getting sick talking about this topic at this point) can help you in some way

5) Don’t expect the idiom "there will be another better person waiting for you" to come true.. reality sucks.. don’t put much hope yet (hahah)

6) The worst thing is.. the picture memory about you being rejected will stay in your puny brain forever and ever…

7) Don’t look at the mirror and curse yourself.. (that’s dumb)

About the old saying "there are many fish in the sea.." think about it ok.. it’s damn true

9) Things won’t be the same between you and your crush (the one that has no "the same feeling" upon you) for the time being.. (3 years maybe) trust me on this.. there will be this freakin wierd vibe around both of you that makes you wanna leave your school @ work place @ class..

10) Don’t be a dumb jackass @ a freakin kid @ a damn wimp (a person who wants to kill themselves after being heart broken ~according to my dictionary~).. just being F.R.I.E.N.D.S is cool sometimes., remember that.,

11) Maybe.. (i repeat ~maybe~) there is someone out there waiting for you to make the right move now.. (don’t put much faith on this teaching)

12) Never ask her "why?".. "how come?"… because you will get some crappy answer and get yourself another ugly memory to remember for the rest of your life..

13) Move on you bloody goat!! find some other girl who will appreciate your feelings towards them.. (This teachings applies to those guys that thinks "it’s the end of the world!")

14) Ask yourself some simple questions.. "are you sure she is the one?".. "Now is too early isn’t it..?"…

15) After being rejected.. you will have some feeling that you are an idiot., (This is normal not because that you are an idiot it is because.. hm.. um.. well..) try your best to erase this feeling..

16) Shit happens sometimes.. learn from it and don’t let shit happen again (I dont know what the hell i’m saying right now)

17) Right after being rejected you have some options to chose from..

i) forget about her..

ii) stay as friends (with the gal)..

iii) go to a wild party and waste yourself..

iv) go to a wild wild party and really waste yourself.,

v) try again next time., (If you really think she is the one)

vi) roll around the floor until you feel ok @ alright then continue life..

18) look at the bright side.. you learn something in life.. "life suck ~sometimes~"

19) if you’re 16-23 years old.. being rejected is no big deal… if you’re 35-45 years old (plus you have been rejected for like 20 times..) then you should really get some help..

20) Put this information in your head.. the "Rat Poison" are for the rats.. not for you to drink.,

21) Just stay cool when you meet the gal (who has made your life a little more colourfull ~by rejecting you~) and be yourself., be considerate.. and be an understanding dude!!! because you should not let anything in this world make you sad or unhappy…

Stay happy and put on a smile all the time

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