Words from the wise

Teaching from ~AL~ bout the freakin road

October 17, 2007

What to do to avoid having a bad accident and hurting yourself at the  road..

1) If you are riding a crappy    bicycle with no brakez.. dont speed down the  road coz it will only.. Either

i) Brake your fingerz when you fall   down…

ii) Have a P.H.D.  at the end of the   road (if you knw   what i mean)

2) If you have to chose   between   running down a cat and   killing it in   the process.. and   avoiding it then   getting in an   accident falling down,   busting up  ur  knee (making it hard  to  walk for  days).. Just kill the cat…

3)  Do not look at cute gals/hot guyz…   Look the freakin road..

4) it may  sound  stupid.. but., juzt   remember  that  there are frenz  sumtimez  to  help you  out when you  are in deep   shit., let  them help you  help  yourself  even if  it means going  to  a freakin  doctor  (which you hate)   and getting   treatment (which you   believe is not   worth your time)..   

5) doctorz are not  always right..   Some doctors say  people cant walk   anymore..  but they  walk in the  end..  so., when a  doctor  said you  cant  play the damn  piano  anymore or  you  have to live with  a  wheelchair   forever.. juz believe in    yourself…  prove the freakin  doctors   wrong..   

6) the bicycle we  use is for    transporting you to a  place faster   not  for racing or  doing stuntz which   can  kill you  (yea believe me…  riding a  bicycle  can seriously kill  you if   you’re  not carefull)

7) Note: falling from a bicycle is   stupid… Not going to the doctor is   even more… You   know..

  When you’re driving and   see a   cat… (You just want to kill   it…)   dont try to "kejar" that damn   cat  with  your car.. You’ll never   catch it.

9) Shit happens   sometimes… just bare with it.

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