Words from the wise

Teachings about Video Games :)

June 30, 2008

How to realise when you just played Video Games too much :

1) Books are like Kryptonites to you… you sream when someone hands you a book and begin gasping for air. (No!!! No!! not the books… keep it away from me!!! I’m melting…)

2) You seem to know the history of "Magina the Anti-Mage" more then your own dad. (geez.. uh.. my dad.. grew up defending the frozen throne i think.. uh…)

3) The nerdy dude next door seems more attractive then you..

"Hello… My name is Wally.. your girlfriend dump you because of me.. she says I’m cuter then you.. I’m here to say sorry man.. no offence.. But I just need to meet you to believe it.."

4) Your eyes need a BIG pair of spectacles…

"Hye there mate.., Wow and I thougt my glasses were damn freaking big.." (giggle)

5) You forgot your girlfriend’s birthday after 3 weeks of non-stop gaming sessions with your gaming buddies… (She’ll forgive you… after some years…)

6) When a ginie gives you three wishes you ask for..
i) I wish to master all the video games in the world… including those sucky ones in any damn kind of handphone.
ii) I wanna enter the World of WarCraft and become the most powerful being ever been witnessed before..
iii) I wanna have the "Excullibur" and become a holy swordsman..

7) You tend to get overweight… very.. over..

  and this would be your dog not having his weekly walk to the park… (can u calculate how long is that??)

You seem attracted to the girls in Tekken.. instead of the pretty girl next door..

9) You join a group rally shouting slogans like:
i) We demand respect to the public to raise the awareness to the World of Warcraft which is flooded by evil-doers!!!
ii) We don’t give a damn abou the oil prices!!! Just lower our electricity bills!!
iii) We demand PlayStation 4!!!

10) You want to get married to a gamer like yourself.. (you two plan to have babies in the netherworld of Furion)

11) You form a music band consist of gamers.. and have a very ugly cover album like this…

"Promoting world tour.. we’re spreading a massege tho the poeple around the universe!!! Gamers will rule all of you non-gamers one day!!!"

12) you start a religion by using the sacred books from the Ragnarok Online.. gathering decendents and creating choas to those online gamers who don’t play Ragnarok Online.

13) You really believe Angelina Jolie is really Lara Croft.

14) When you meet Angelina Jolie you ask her to sign her name as Lara Croft.

15) You think all of Angelina Jolie’s kids where evacuated from tomb raiding in Africa.

16) You go to a party which has a theme "Beauty and the Geek"

17) Instead of saying "Let’s get back home" you say "let’s get ‘b’ home"..

18) When you can’t find your dog.. you say "Rover is ‘-ms’ from his doggy house"

19) You enrole for a ‘computer software engineering’ course in a private college because you think it has gaming sessions and gives gaming lessons.

20) You go and listen to a gaming seminar every sunday from 9am-12pm.. and bring the "Holy Book of Azeroth" with you..

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